My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

hangthecode:

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boyexemplified:

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

i am yelling

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full! Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle


tommy imma let u in on a secretim lit as fuck rn

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

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the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

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